Welcome!

Think of the wonders we four could create.

One wrong move could LAMB you in jail

I’d much prefer the Silence of the Lambs.


As tempting of an offer as that may be, I’m afraid I have to decline.

As tempting of an offer as that may be, I’m afraid I have to decline.

"Are the sheep better than people--"

I wouldn’t know, seeing as I’ve only fucked people.

It seems I have mastered the technique of ‘Discreetly serving Haggis’.

He’s, er…interesting. Quite chatty.

Things I look forward to:
     -Drinking
     -Visiting friends
     -Not being lonely as fuck
     -More Drinking
     -Annoying the fuck out of England

Haveyou been drinking?
Anonymous

Nooooo. Nae, Never.

*Flashes some ankle*

Why is Scotland serenading you with Disney songs
is it ScotEng time again?
Anonymous